28 Page Why Nickleback is Awesome Manifesto. Rejected because while making fun of Nickleback is easy, they are not “28 pages of pretending they are awesome” easy.
Racism/Sexism/Homophobia: Just Get Over It Already/Offended? Suck It Up Already
Why White Men Should Be able to Use the “N Word”
Why Gamergate Is Right
Why vetting a replacement is pointless
Being a Comedian Should Mean You Never Have to Say You Are Sorry
All rejected for fear of someone distributing them with a “This guy gets it!” mentality.