Well, except for Canadians who cheat and have their Thanksgiving Day early.
My favorite think about Thanksgiving is, obviously the turkey. I love to eat turkey. Why? Because turkey’s are ugly animals. And if there is one thing years of watching Disney films have taught me? Ugly=Evil. We cannot trust ugly things. This is why I only surround myself with attractive people. It’s why I trust Barack Obama and Joe Biden more than George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
Of course, the one exception to this rule is attractive people (usually a prince or princess) made ugly by spells placed upon them by evil ugly people. Anyways, I like eating turkeys because they are ugly. Boy, I sure hope none of the turkeys I’ve eaten over the years were really attractive royalty cursed by a witch. That would be my bad.