Steal a fellow bloggers identity and start a new life in another city/state/country. Not sure who I will choose.
In One Ear…
"You know, not every story has to be interesting."-Gibby4 Comments»
I figure I’ll pick you when I do it.
*watches his back*
Just to let you know, I, uh, I’m totally a double black belt in tae kung jutsu, so, uh, don’t try anything funny. Seriously.
You want my identity? Take it. I guarantee you within 48 hours you’ll be begging me to take my miserable life back… and like in “The Ransom of Red Chief,” I’ll probably even be able to get you to pay me to do it.
Me!