1.No more weak defenses in regards to sexist covers/statues. I will provide stronger defenses of said sixist covers/statues.
2.No more hentai covers for teen comics. More hentai covers for Marvel MAX books.
3.I will license Playboy properties and Marvel will publish a comic starring a bunch of centerfolds fighting crime. Written by Frank Miller, Greg Land will get to trace this series.
4.Just to shake things up, Peter David on Daredevil, Bendis on X-Factor.
5.To avoid oversaturation of the X-Men Franchise, all X-Books will be cancelled except Uncanny. A new issue of Uncanny X-Men will be released every other day. Written exclusively by Ed Brubaker. Get your typing fingers ready, Brubaker.
6.More Wolverine. Less Wolverine clones.
7.I will oppose cheap sales gimmicks. Instead, I will bring back expensive gimmick covers.
8.When I run Marvel Comics, no major crossovers for two years. Okay. One year. Alright, at least six months. Three?
9.The Death of Captain Marvel. Which Captain Marvel? Well, first you have to collect the Marvel Watch Mini-series. Then the five issue Marvel Wars (and it’s sister series, 18 issue Marvel Wars Sidelines). Then there will be the main Death of Captain Marvel mini. That will be followed up by Death of a Captain: Aftermath.
10.The first major crossover will integrate My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake into the Marvel Universe 616. Many minor heroes will be brutally killed and the Marvel Universe will never be the same again. Ever. I mean it.
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June 21, 2007 at 6:08 am
Ami Angelwings
Just having no overlapping simultaneous major crossovers would be great XD
I think they should have the death of DC’s Captain Marvel!
But release 50 hentai covers in the same week as a distraction 
I think #10 is awesome
DO IT MARVEL! >:O
June 21, 2007 at 9:25 am
Bill Myers
Thom Gladhill: “5.To avoid oversaturation of the X-Men Franchise, all X-Books will be cancelled except Uncanny. A new issue of Uncanny X-Men will be released every other day. Written exclusively by Ed Brubaker. Get your typing fingers ready, Brubaker.”
And it is for this reason that I must — MUST — oppose your bid to run Marvel! You picked the wrong X-book and the wrong X-writer to bet the farm on, Thom. The only rational thing to do would be to cancel all X-books but Astonishing X-Men, and find some way to get Joss Whedon to sign a contract promising to write that book for a lifetime.
June 21, 2007 at 11:12 am
thomwade
I just don’t think Joss could keep up with the schedule. I propose “Joss Whedon’s Astonishing Marvel Universe”. It’s pretty much the 616, but through Whedon’s lens.
I also note that I will have Tamora Pierce and Tim Liebe spearhead the crossover with the 616, Strawberry Shortcake and My Little Pony.
June 21, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Chris "Lefty" Brown
That’s all well and good, but please give the people what they want….
Care Bears versus Ewoks versus Marvel Zombies
Fuzzy heads will roll, many brains will be eaten!