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Seriously…this is how you do a set for a movie like Blade Runner. I am sooo glad I never caved and bought the one currently available.
Recently, there have been grumblings from comic book readers that this whole “zombie craze” is over. It’s been run into the ground and it’s not entertaining anymore. You know what? That hurts people.
As a zombie, I find your self righteous disregard for people like me to be heartless and bigoted. Are we just dead flesh to be buried and forgotten? NO! Zombies are people to! At least, well, we were. But that is getting all technical. Do we not breathe the same air? Well, I mean, if we zombies breathed. If you prick us, do we not bleed? Well, if our hearts were still beating, hell yeah we would.
But you feel that just because we are not entertaining you like we used to…we are no longer of value? I feel people. You don’t believe me? I am wracked with guilt over and over about the fact that I ate my wife MJ and my Aunt May. They were great people. And MJ…always so hot, especially when doing my laun-um, well, that’s neither here nor there. Becoming a zombie pretty much kills your sex drive. I mean, it’s all about how hungry you are. You have to eat and eat until your hunger is satiated. You think that’s an easy life? You think that’s a life a person would choose? It’s brutal to have people saying your time has passed. I am not your dancing monkey!
Thankfully, Marvel still respects us zombies. Why, they are even giving us a new hardcover printing of our mini-series. They sent me a copy…I haven’t opened the package just yet. I wonder what classic cover they skewered this time? Marvels? A Spider-Man cover? How about cover from one of the old Namor comics? Or maybe zombie Fin Fang Foom??? I can’t wait to open it and see! Oh man…suddenly I am starting to feel hungry. Really hungry…I mean….really, really hungry…um…how about a hug? Yeah, that’s it…step in a little closer…
Zombie Spider-Man
