Check out this concept art for Supergirl.

What are you doing DC?!  Where is the absurdly long torso?!  The supershort skirt?  The rib cage?  The globe-like breasts?  The impossibly long legs?  Are you trying to betray the fanboy community?

SHORTS?!  I mean, how are readers supposed to anxiously wait for random shots of Supergirl’s “super bits” when they will be covered by shorts?!  And Tony Bedard, the new writer wants her to “eat something” and cover up a bit more?!  That’s it, DC, no more writers who have daughters!  They get crazy ideas about how to write female characters.

And keep the Ian Churchill and Michael Turner style artists on your girl hero books!  I mean, Renato Guedes draws regular looking legs, and now Supergirl looks fat…it’s like that girl who won American Idol a few weeks back!  Okay, maybe fat is unfair.  But totally chunky.  If I wanted fat heroes, I would look in a mirror!

Why DC?!  Why are you not listening to your loyal readers who want a skinny jailbait Supergirl?!  Why do you betray them with such a travesty?  What’s next?! Marvel stops making Hentai covers?